Thursday, August 10, 2006

I woke up today and felt like this...

Guest Post (an email from Drizal, he who is accurate)

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Your life is a vortex of God's hatred for mankind. Every morning when you step outside you hear a voice from the heavens bellow: "You are a wretched mistake of humanity. You are proof that I am imperfect. For this you shall suffer eternally, taunted by beautiful women you cannot have. It is written."

Then a dark cloud hovers 6 inches above your head... and follows you as you walk to the subway station, pouring blackened rain soiled by the ashes of all of hell's sinners onto your forehead and clothing.

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I aint trying to call no Ho no Bitch.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

But she doesn't speak spanish?

The mind of a genius never stops pouring knowledge to the less fortunate:

Watched flavor of love. That show is purely horrible in a way that makes it genius. Sort of like panhandling in a pile of horse shit and finding gold. The bitch shit on herself son, she shit on herself. Nuff said.

I’m giving Blade the series another shot. There may be just enough characters that I don’t have to watch sticky fingers fake like he knows what he’s doing.

Lieberman’s primary loss is beautiful. I think it sends a message to the Democratic party if you have no balls or refuse to take a stand you will be ousted. I hope others have heard the message and vote accordingly when we pick our next candidate (who picked Kerry anyway). I’ve had enough of these Washington lifers who do nothing but play the system and have no connection to real people.

Dog the Bounty hunter is a funny show. If you want to find out who are all those ignorant, bible loving people you read about in the news that voted for Bush, all you need to do is watch Dog. If the Democrat’s can appeal to him, they’ve got it. I saw an episode where he was trying to arrest a cocaine dealer at a football practice. Those giants were not havin it. I’m no expert, but that seemed pretty stupid. In the end he got the guy anyway but even I had my doubts by the middle of the show.

Saw a crew dealing crack yesterday in Bedstuy… , guess it’s not as trendy as they say.

I had a conversation with an ex-girlfriend about her engagement that she “forgot” to tell me about. She says she can’t understand why that freaks dude’s out so they don’t want to talk to her. I said because they have morals bitch. She’s cool but I don’t understand why she thinks its ok to continue to talk to ex-boyfriends after she’s married – I mean, she doesn’t want to fuck so what’s the problem. I asked her if she was ok with her man chillin with exs and she said no. Why… because “I know what those bitches are about”. So why is this dude letting his girl talk (and meet)with exs when I’m sure he knows what we’re about). I told her I wasn’t going to talk to her anymore once she was married. Her logic disgusts me. I hope my wife isn’t like that, I would have to kill her.

On the topic of chicks I don’t want my wife to be, I went out with a girl who had a man the other day. God I hope that doesn’t happen to me when I find the mother of my children. Who am I kidding I’m destined to marry Harriet the ho.

Finally, heard about the Silva – Liddell match coming up and I’m hyped. There is no way I’m missing that. I haven’t watched a lot of Pride due to the fact I’m not paying for every damn PPV but his record is impressive and Liddell is MY MAN!!. I’m gonna pull for him mad hard. I also think its time people gave Sanchez his due. I hate his attitude but the guy can pound – I’m picking him over Karo.

Question: why are dates costing me about $100 per outing… gotta switch that up.

Movies I’ve seen lately

Jarhead – B-

Munich – A-

Syriana – B+

Just Friends – B

Zoolander – B+ (Hanzel, he’s so hot right now)

Hustle and Flow – A

The Ninth Gate - B+

Sleepy Hollow – B

The Brothers Grimm – C

Miami Vice (pilot episode) – B+

Something’s got to Give - B

Big Ass Orge III – C, no B, no C… I like the grimy nature of this film cuppuled with its well balanced handling of a series of international issues. Like how one actor was nice enough to say suck my cock is Spanish to the Brazillian woman with the fat ass blowing him because he knew she couldn’t speak English…yet she doesn’t’ speak Spanish either.

Movies I still haven’t seen..

MI III

Superman

Pirates

Devil wears Prada

Movies I want to see

Spiderman III

Beerfest

The Departed (AKA Infernal Affairs)

The Illusionist

Ghostrider

Talladaga Nights

The Descent

Movies that make me want to Hurl

Step Up

The Marine

Chicks I want to Blaze…

Candy the striper

China the striper

Lexus the striper…

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(Sip) I'm stuffed.