Monday, September 25, 2006

Gallactica and Whore Houses - what a mix or I'm the real captain save a ho

So I’m the only one that watches this… I’m telling you the secret to good sci fi is to get as far away as you can from nerdy shit and focus on human interactions that people can recognize with. I’ve been a Gallactica fan from gate because they do this so well (forget the fact that I’m a closet nerd).
http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1537626_3_0_,00.html

Reading this article led me to one on Lost
http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1538430_3_0_,00.html

I love Jack and my dick get’s hard when Sayid tortures people. Although every time I see Eko all I really see is annabesse

So, this stripper who worked my friend’s bachelor party that I set up left her cds at the hotel room (after she performed whatever indescribable acts I paid for her to perform on the impending groom). This is a long story that I won’t get into but let’s just say the night ended with me passed out the streets of DC parked in a semi-crashed car telling lies to my friends about being in an ambulance. There was also an illegal speakeasy, a whore house, and a near John experience involved (pimps up ho’s down kind of night). Let’s focus on the cds.

After we left that god damn city (I hate it there) she called my boy and asked him to give her cds back. Now everyone I know says the story should end there, but it didn’t. Again I will not go into details but let’s just say I got the cds from the negro train and held them for her. After 2 months of missing each other (her trying to come the NY and me saying no because, well, that bitch wasn’t staying with me and her missing me in DC when I made a repeat trip) I finally caught up with her this weekend. I took another trip down there and went through some considerable trouble to give her back her shit. My question to you world is…

Should I have even picked up the phone. I mean, they are just cds, she couldn’t find me, and all the males I know said some variation of “fuck that bitch”. Was I wrong to go through the trouble to get it back for her. I feel like it was one of those good deeds that can bite you in the ass (like I go to drop them off and I get stuck up for my trouble). In the end everything worked out but my boy is a little mad at me for letting it get this far. I don’t know, I feel like I didn’t do a good thing or a bad thing, just a thing that cost me a little inconvenience. Should I have just charged it to the game and kept them shits.. I don’t want to hear from any goody goody just normal street cats who understand the save a ho move I just pulled. If you don’t know what that means – just move on.

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(Guest J Quote – describing his boy)
If something pops off a the club someone’s gonna get bloody and it aint him

(Guest TV quote)
Omar coming, Omar coming,
Omar movin

(back to norm)
The sleeper has awaken

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

So when did this bitch become famous?

OK Kiddies let’s get focused and do some good work today….

Things I hate that white people say…

You’re the man
That’s the bomb
That’s so ghetto
Whazzz uuupppp!

Things I don’t get… (political venting and my lack of understanding of the American people – are we really this stupid)

Who still believes Iraq was a good idea. Does anyone? I was watching hardball and I get the feeling Chris thinks everyone.
Who believes the president is not a liar, specifically about Iraq?
Who, specifically lawyers, believes this administration is not destructive to civil liberties that conservatives should be protecting ie, like the Geneva convention, non-torture, habeaus corpus (sp.).
How about the right not to be in a secret prison. If their in a US prison with no access to anybody, don’t you achieve the same result? Why the secret network? (maybe cause we would demand o I don’t know – a trial) I don’t want to be taken away in my underwear at night and shipped to Pakistan to spend the next two years answering some ex-marine’s questions who is stupider then I am.
And finally friends… wiretapping? Seriously, wiretapping with no warrant? Is this the first time we’ve had an enemy? There is a reason we have a warrant process. Wiretapping son, come on wiretapping…

And my picks for good TV this season includes…
http://tv.msn.com/tv/fall06/newshows?photoidx=25

kidnapped
Done in a 24 format following a kidnapping with multiple players – looks like a hit

Jericho
Reminds me of the stand.. I think only nerds will like it and it will be cancelled but since I’m a nerd I’ll be tivoing

Shark
As a lawyer I’m intrigued. Defense attorney becomes DA – sounds cool but success will depend on his interaction with the young sexy people and how touching the cases are. 50 50 chance

Heros
Probably another nerd show that will fail but I like their take. Normal people who get super powers and live with them. Not smallville redux. 30% chance of being a hit.

Runaway
Interesting concept. Self imposed witness protection and I’m a Donnie Walberg fan but I still say failure. How long can it be interesting.

30 Rock
Must see – comedy with Alec Baldwin (who is really funny, see his 5 SNL appearances). Tracy morgan.. nuff said

Day break
Tay Diggs – come on man, you had a real shot at being the man. Groundhog day meets lost. A mystery that goes all season, repeating the same day. Looks whack, he needs a new agent.

Ugly Betty
I will not watch this but I can tell you. 80% chance of being a hit. It screams reverse sex in the City and will appeal to many people with only decent writing. So as long as the jokes are at a B level it will win.

Knights of Prosperity
Looks funny but not lasting – loser

The nine
Lost in a bank. Possible but it’s gonna depend on really good writing and with no Abrams could be weak – loser

20 good years
Loser – the 60 and over crowd don’t watch that much TV to make this work.

Friday night lights
Need’s support from teen agers and young 20’s who are watching mtv… loser – would do better on espn.

The Game
? Don’t get it – did girlfriends get canceled. She’s a good actress, wtf

Help me help you
Death in a bottle – someone will be fired

Men in trees
? – don’t get it – didn’t try

6 degrees
Marketing guy should be shot – can I get insight into the story I don’t care about the we’re all connected label – instincts say loser.

Smith
I like Ray liotta but there better be a good story here. Their gonna need good writing to make it work 50 50

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
Getting a lot of hype – missed the first epistode – will miss all following episodes. I missed out on west wing – I know it was good but I just don’t care about this. If there is good writing here it will be a success without me.

The class
Looks funny but will last 2 seasons

Rachael Ray
So when did this bitch become famous?

Happy Hour
?

Til Death
Funny but I give it 3 seasons maybe 1

Standoff
I love this guy but def flop. Mad about you meets moonlighting – nope.

Good job Kiddies, I'm very proud of each and every one of you.

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Play for blood remember

Friday, September 01, 2006

Comics detail my path

My relationships are destined to be like this....
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Despite his hatred for Lois Lane for temporarily bringing down his evil criminal empire, Lex Luthor has an unspoken love for her. On several occasions Luthor has commented that had Superman not arrived in Metropolis, Lex would have used his time and energy instead to romantically pursue Lois and marry her (indeed, in his first post-Crisis appearance he is seen romantically pursing her; Marv Wolfman originally planned for the two to have been actually romantically involved, with Lois leaving him for Superman, giving Luthor another reason to hate his foe, but Byrne modified the plan when he wrote the actual issue).

The post-Crisis Lex Luthor has been married eight times, though the first seven marriages occurred off-panel in Luthor's past. While his previous seven marriages were hinted to have been based on love (or as close to the concept of love as Lex Luthor understands it) Luthor's eighth marriage to Contessa Erica Alexandra Del Portenza (or "The Contessa" as the characters call her) was a marriage that was based on mutual manipulation and greed.
The Contessa had bought controlling interest in LexCorp after Luthor was exposed as evil, forcing Lex into a marriage with her in order to regain control over the company. The marriage was doomed from the beginning as the two fought constantly and never loved each other. The Contessa quickly became pregnant with Lex's child and began using the unborn child to dominate Lex into doing her bidding. Luthor's response to the Contessa's actions was to use her desire to be unconscious during childbirth to lock her in the basement of his corporate headquarters in a permanently drugged unconscious state.

Luthor took over as a single father to his daughter (named Lena after his childhood sweetheart) and vowed never to marry again, stating that he wanted to never have to share his daughter's love with anyone else. The Contessa later escaped, but Luthor had her killed with a barrage of missiles.

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It was only a machine...

Lotus Sunday

The Battle is now ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm a professional, I'm professional